Nothing Says Welcome Home Like ...

I saw the smiling faces of my husband and sons through the large plate glass window of the airport. They ran to greet me with hugs and "I MISSED YOU"s.

I walked in the door of my house to a "Welcome Home Banner" and THREE bouquets of balloons and MORE flowers.

I laid my sore, achey body on the couch to rest after the journey thrilled to be surrounded by those I love best.

My sons. My husband. My dogs.

Oh my dogs.

Trippy leaped over to the couch to greet me, scurrying up to my face to cover me in kisses.

AND THEN PEED ON MY HEAD.

Yes, you read that right, in the midst of his excitement to greet me, he peed. ON. MY. HEAD.

Three entire minutes after I got home. Three Minutes. Someone forgot to grow a brain while I was gone.