Sorry for disappearing ... I got sick.
Then boy #1.
Now boy #2.
That only leaves boys 3 through 4, and Girls #1 and #2.
And no, it's not Swine. Although as a result of the illness my house looks like a pig sty, so maybe I will just call it the swine flu and be done with it.
Promise to be back soon with something more well thought out and written.